Your mama jokes

[ling]

sorry mario.

 

[jellyome]

Yeah but these are jokes, people should not get offended by these. If they are im sorry

 

[ling]

yep sorry its just fun

 

[mrman226]

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

 

[jellyome]

Your mama is so fat when she was walking down the street every1 thought zeppelins were back

 

[kruze]

yo momma is so stupid she spent an hour staring at a bottle because it says "concentrated juice"

 

[kruze]

yo momma is so fat she comes from both side of the family

 

[jellyome]

Your mama is so fat she went to the beach, and the whales started singing we are family

 

[mrman226]

Yo mama's so poor, when you asked for some milk, she asked you "left or right?"

 

[kruze]

yo momma is so fat, they used her clothes as carpets

 

[anna]

Your Mom's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the sea

 

[kruze]

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

 

[bcsmooth]

your mamma is so old she was in a picture with jesus

 

[jellyome]

your mama is so old she was in first grade with jesus