Likes pina coladas but hates getting caught in the rain.
P Physical Fattness New Member Feb 10, 2006 #2 ...once did a roundhouse kick so fast that it broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed amelia earhardt while flying over the atlantic.
...once did a roundhouse kick so fast that it broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed amelia earhardt while flying over the atlantic.
X XxxRanciDxxX New Member Feb 11, 2006 #3 Once took on an entire army a mongolians himself, only to kick to hard he cracked the great wall of china....
Once took on an entire army a mongolians himself, only to kick to hard he cracked the great wall of china....
D DeathCorpse New Member Feb 11, 2006 #4 http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ read this shit its too funny
X XxxRanciDxxX New Member Feb 11, 2006 #6 There is no theory of evolution : Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
B blze New Member Feb 11, 2006 #7 sleeps with the light on because the dark is afraid of him. (dont link shit u pussies, just write it down in here... i expect some edits, asap.)
sleeps with the light on because the dark is afraid of him. (dont link shit u pussies, just write it down in here... i expect some edits, asap.)
I Intro New Member Feb 11, 2006 #8 I linked to Chuck's official response to these quotes. Pussy. Edit that!
D Darkwing New Member Feb 11, 2006 #9 is so bad if he is fighting a bear you better jump in and help the bear
M MoneyShot New Member Feb 12, 2006 #10 chuck norris once touched the "hand of god" before thouroughly kicking his ass.
K King Ad. Rock New Member Feb 12, 2006 #11 his auto-biography outsold the bible, when god protested he kicked him in the testicles and out popped jesus
his auto-biography outsold the bible, when god protested he kicked him in the testicles and out popped jesus
R RaNcid New Member Feb 12, 2006 #13 When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
I Ind3lible New Member Feb 12, 2006 #14 When Chuck Norris jumps into water he doesn't get wet. The water gets CHuck Norris!!
X XxxRanciDxxX New Member Feb 12, 2006 #15 There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.
