Corrupt a wish (game its fuN!)

[Avicus8]

ok theres a game that will bring some activity to some people. first someone makes a wish.then you corrupt it somehow.then you make a wish and someone corrupts it.its fun!


example:i wish i had a new labtop.

granted,but you were showing it to your freinds and he spilt soda on it.


i'll start

i wish i had a remote that controlled everything

 

[Roger117]

Granted, but then you pressed rewind too long and never got the chance to get the remote again.

 

[Airdog]

Granted, but there was no rewind button

 

[rocktrns]

I wish i had a million doallars

 

[Liekthis]

Granted. Minutes after you get your money the Stock Market falls, and the value of the US Dollar falls to the value of dirt.

I wish for another wish.

 

[Panda]

Granted, but the wish can only lead to self pain. (I AM the genie here, aren't I? )

I wish for a cup of water.

 

[Roger117]

Granted, but the water is contaminated that if it touches your skin, you will die.

I wish for....Nah, I'll donate my wish to the needy.

 

[Panda]

Granted, but the person who needed the wish decided to kill the person who gave it to them.


I wish to do extraordinarily well on my finals.

 

[Panzer66]

Talk about pointless threads, granted but after you pass you are selected by the government to go on some really risky mission into another dimension and you die
i wish i had a cookie.

 

[SPARTANZ77]

granted,but the cookie has a small piece of glass in it and leads to a stomach ulcer

i wish i had 1,000,000,000 posts

 

[Panzer66]

granted in the act of accomplishing that you get carpel tunnel in both wrists

i wish i had 60 cents

 

[SPARTANZ77]

grnated,but you accidently swallowd the dimes and only 50 cents came out

 

[rocktrns]

granted but then you get the title no life looser
i wish my combatarmsforums will become sucessful

 

[Panzer66]

granted but it becomes so succesful that hackers notice it and take it over
i wish i had a box of donuts.

 

[rocktrns]

granted but the donuts were from another country and had a bacteria that your body wasnt use too and you got sick and died

i wish i had a new laptop