Corrupt a wish (game its fuN!)

[Panzer66]

granted but it was all a scam and they screwed your personel information and everything so you commit suicide.
i wish for !!TWO!! cookies

 

[SPARTANZ77]

granted,you shoved then up your ass and screammed I GOT THE POWA TO TAKE A SHOWA!

i wish 4 a peanut

 

[Panzer66]

granted but when you try to eat it it has a strain of some new and dangerous desease and you die.

 

[SPARTANZ77]

what do u wish 4?

 

[Panzer66]

I wish for !!THREE!!cookies ooooooooooo

 

[SPARTANZ77]

granted,you ate them then you threwup blood for 2 hours and finnaly coughed out your pancreas

i wish people would go whatch my new utube vi (no srsly) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iauOe6JPEuI

 

[Panzer66]

granted but when people see it the think it sucks so much that they kill you.
I wish for a nickle

 

[SPARTANZ77]

flip a cool to see if ur gonna do your mom or dad

i wish for world peace

 

[Tobi31]

Granted, but the middle east is still alive n kickin
i wish i had a better comp

 

[SPARTANZ77]

granted,the mmurcury came out and you died

i wish 4 ventrilo free hosting

 

[DarkLink]

Granted, but you don't have and you won't be able to download the Ventrilo Client.

I wish I was dead. (No really, I don't want to die.)

 

[Avicus8]

granted..but you r reincarnated...

as a PIG

i wish for a hot blonde stalker..

 

[Roger117]

Granted but the hot blonde stalker was male and killed you.

 

[SPARTANZ77]

i wish i was a high a** rank in combat arms

 

[Panzer66]

Granted but then everyone thinks you hack and you get IP banned.
I wish for the apocolypse (lets see you currupt this wish).