We all fantasize about some super-hack that could broadcast your threatening statements across the entire game, whilst all of the hackers are caught in some loop of death where their precious k/d ratio is going out the window as they die thousands of times per minute. Then it'd emotionally abuse them and reveal to them just how little in life they really experience - give them a taste of reality. Show them what noobs they really are.
Uber pawnage super hack, man.
Remember the Med and the Poog would be the final words.
Maybe that's just me, you know. But it'd be satisfying to watch all those noobs get pl73498ned like that.
I wish TGS would just get rid of pub, and raise VIP hacks to $40 a month. Then people would question if it was really worth it, and we'd all have smexy legitimacy, and very, VERY few hackers.