The corrupted wish game!

[pkf0rtzh4ar]

you wish so much that you got everything and will never be happy again.

i wish i had unlimited sweetcorn!

 

[mrman226]

You eat so much starch that it clogs your arteries and you die.

I wish I had an indestructible ipod touch that would not kill me in any way.

 

[UltraH4XR]

you get your new ipod, but it sets you back about $1mil so you can't afford a house or anything and end up on the streets.

i wish i had a sandwich

 

[mrman226]

You get your sandwich, but you get teleported to another dimension and end up sitting next to Calvin at lunch time.


I wish that this statement was a lie

 

[UltraH4XR]

It is a lie, but then you get the habit of lying and you can't control yourself so you commit suicide

I wish i owned Neptune.

 

[mrman226]

You do, but then uranus gets all mad and you die of clogged intestines.

I wish that I hadn't made this post

 

[UltraH4XR]

You never posted that post, but then someone else made the exact same post so you try to sue them for plagiarism, you fail and lose all your money.

I wish i could grant wishes.

 

[mrman226]

You grant wishes, but cause chaos because nobody reports the wishes in their taxes, and they get audited.

I wish I could find Game Informer at a magazine store

 

[Niwi]

You find Game Informer but it turns out to be the guy from the Simpsons who keeps whining about games to you untill you die.

I wish I was dating Peach.

 

[mrman226]

You do but it turns out it was Pauline disguised as Peach.

I wish I had 50 dollars

 

[Gantar180]

You get 50 dollars, but it starts ticking and then explodes...

 

[jellyome]

It starts tick and explodes in your house, and everyone accusses you as a terrorist. Then the FBI take you away and you never live happy ever after.

You didnt see anything

 

[mrman226]

Yes I did

I wish I would get a small little birdy for my birthday

 

[UltraH4XR]

You get a bird.....not that small, it eats you.

I wish kirby was real and was my pet.

 

[jellyome]

kirby isn't your pet and he is real, he's your baby and an ugly one as well.

Bill gates loves us all thats why he gives to charity