The Genealogy of Mario: As Explained by Japanese 6-year-olds

[jesta]

According to 6 year olds in Japan...

1. Mini Koopa is Mario’s brother, stepbrother or cousin.
2. How height of someone is directly proportional to how old they are.
3. Mario’s father (or uncle) often kidnaps his own daughter (or niece).
4. It is up to Mario to constantly defeat his father (or uncle) to win the love of his sister.
5. Mario is possibly romantically involved with his sister.
6. Mario has an evil brother.
7. No one knows who Waluigi is, but he hangs out with the family at most parties.


And they say Nintendo games are kiddy. Sounds pretty mature to me.



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[Sousanator]

So Bowser is in love with his daughter, who is Mario's sister, who Mario also is in love with?
And I thought my family was messed up.

 

[Ash]

Thats really wierd that lol, how do you find all this out? lol

 

[titch.ryan]

it can't be true!

 

[xtrapsp]

Wtf n0t true lol

 

[hockeyhero]

lol... jesta uses his magic to find these stuff... nice info..