Ya know what's funnier than jokes...

[Palooza]

Bad pick up lines!

Post your favorite bad pick up line here!
Sorry cait, tina, ema, mis, and any girls I missed in the server... you'll probably end up hearing these constantly now lol.

"Hey baby, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[RaNcid]

umm....


"EH! EH GURL! COME OVA HER! *mumbles heard in background* eh! where ya goin? I wanna talk to you. ... you gotta man?"


Regardless of how random that seems, that the most used situation i encounter in NC.

 

[eggs]

"are you tired girl because you have been running thru my head all day long"

"i lost my number, can i get yours?"

"they say love is blind... i dont think your blind"

 

[JustAnotherStayAtHomeDad]

this is a McDaddy origional

"Do you want to fuck, or should I apologize"?

worked a couple times, almost got my ass kicked a few times when thier boyfriends heard me.

 

[Ramon Knight]

0 moves/lines, here i get picked up by women rather than the opposite.

Usually "hi" seems to work.

Edit:
Now that i think of it, 'what's your screen name?' usually works, i'm mad smooth online :-P

 

[SJsniperjoe]

Is thats a space suit your wearing? Because your from outta this world!

I lost my phone number, can I get yours?

Ooo, someone get this girl an Ice pack, cause shes Hott!

 

[TonyMontana135420]

soooooo....ya like stuff?

or i just do the dance below

 

[imported_SuXoR]

Hey baby, that dress looks nice on you.


...it would look alot nicer rolled up in a ball next to my bed...

 

[Intro]

"Would you like to participate in some intercourse?"

"Damn you're ugly - wanna blow me?"

:roll:

 

[imported_SuXoR]

Wanna bump uglies?

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Do you wash your clothes in windex?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants!

 

[Ramon Knight]

Any good pickup lines for homeless chicks? I figure those might be an easier catch.

 

[Mom's Son]

"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."

"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."

"Hey, I might not be the cutest guy here,
but I am the only one talking to you."

 

[slick]

Wiping your face and sayin: just cleaning you a place to sit...

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[Ramon Knight]

Good one, slick..i think the actual phrase is:

 

[imported_SuXoR]

Say, baby...

wanna sit on my face and pedal my ears? ROFL