BillyTheKid
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CHUCK NORRIS MADE HIS OWN SPORT
CHUCK NORRIS MADE HIS OWN SPORT
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Chuck Norris
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LOL, i introduced 3 new people to the power of chuck norris tonight. tehy proceeded to roundhouse kick the jager out of the bartenders hand, fuck hte bouncers wife, and buy the whole bar shots before the cops showed up and they (my peeps) took their handcuffs away from them and made a really fucked up, static, twister board.
DeathCorpse
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lol chuck made that woman shut her man pleasure.
Ramon Knight
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What kinda name is 'chuck' anyway? Reminds me of chuck steak..or chunky noodle soup.
Oh wait let me try a few:
Chuck norris once stepped on a quarter and squished a booger out of washington's nose.
The world doesn't spin on its axis, its just Chuck Norris walking west.
Only two things are certain in life: Chuck Norris and Taxes.
Chuck Norris put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
He also put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.
He is also the Lizard King (sorry bud :-P)
Chuck norris eats microwaved babies for nourishment.
He is also the reason Americans dont like Soccer.
Chuck norris once punched a wal-mart, causing the falling prices to kill two store employees and consequently made the smiley face frown
Chuck Norris is a mathematical prodigy: one half of chuck norris is still one chuck norris. Thus, one tenth of chuck is still one chuck - therefore the chuck we see is a sum of infinute chuck norrises O_O
Oh wait let me try a few:
Chuck norris once stepped on a quarter and squished a booger out of washington's nose.
The world doesn't spin on its axis, its just Chuck Norris walking west.
Only two things are certain in life: Chuck Norris and Taxes.
Chuck Norris put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
He also put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.
He is also the Lizard King (sorry bud :-P)
Chuck norris eats microwaved babies for nourishment.
He is also the reason Americans dont like Soccer.
Chuck norris once punched a wal-mart, causing the falling prices to kill two store employees and consequently made the smiley face frown
Chuck Norris is a mathematical prodigy: one half of chuck norris is still one chuck norris. Thus, one tenth of chuck is still one chuck - therefore the chuck we see is a sum of infinute chuck norrises O_O
Ramon Knight
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That wasnt Chuck, that was one of his many clones: that guy plays Saddam on thursdays.
imported_SuXoR
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ROFL Ramon
Ramon Knight
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He is the terror that flaps in the night, he is the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am, he *is* Darkwing Duck
DeathCorpse
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when Chuck norris jumps in water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris
yea blze chuck would never let that happen, that had to be a body double.
yea blze chuck would never let that happen, that had to be a body double.
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