Puppet said:
Cool, he has two threads and a few pages on each. I would have guessed it was rootworm in disguise but this guy doesn't come back with the intelligent retorts like rootworm did. Plus, he always uses "kid" towards everyone as though he is much older and wiser than us all, and root wouldn't have done that either.
He's trying. We just need to give him a little more encouragement. Come on! Mega!! I've already bet 10,000 PP on you saying something clever. I know you can do it! I don't know what happened to all the rootworm posts...I wish you could read some of them for some insight.
I can give you some pointers based on my days with the root:
1) Use proper grammer and puncuation (some misspellings are acceptable, but I recommend typing in word, spell checking, then copy paste)
2) never use the same word in more than one consecutive post (like kid, kiddo, ect) You need to spice it up a little!
3) Go into the tech forums and help somone with thier tech problem, but then flame the hell out of them for being so stupid, AFTER you help them. Root was good at that.
4) Make a random post in a thread that's not about you...that'll throw everyone off and get your buzz going.....believe it or not some people still haven't heard of you
That's all I can think of right now.... keep it up....I know you can do it!