The corrupted wish game!

[Johnhg7]

You get GH4, but then you get arrested for stealing it from a warehouse.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[Gantar180]

You get a better computer, but then it comes alive and shoots you with rockets.

I wish I was a admin.

 

[pkf0rtzh4ar]

You get a better computer, but then it comes alive and shoots you with rockets.

I wish I was a admin.

you become an admin, but accidently ban yourself.

i wish i had 11 fingers!

 

[LinkHylian]

wish granted but then while you're sleeping,someone cuts your 11 fingers off.

I wish I was doctor who's companion (that would be really cool)

 

[mrman226]

you do, but then he calls you every ten minutes asking you if you think anythings wrong.

I wish I would win a auction on ebay.

 

[Gantar180]

You win the auction. But the item you bought was not payed for, so now you have to pay for the item again. And it costs $1,000 for it.

I wish I had a Yoshi to ride.

 

[pkf0rtzh4ar]

your yoshi became hungry and ate everything in your house it saw and then it exploded.

i wish i gonna have a great 2009!

 

[UltraH4XR]

you have a great year, but on december 31, one word-NUKE

i wish i could fly

 

[pkf0rtzh4ar]

you fly very high in the sky, and freeze to dead.

i wish i had an xbox 360 dragon controller

 

[mrman226]

you do, but then, while playing halo 3 the dragons peel off of the remote and fly into the sky, never to be seen again, and your stuck with just a regular xbox controller.

I wish I always got what I wanted for christmas

 

[pkf0rtzh4ar]

your parents buy u everything for christmas. but you want so much that they gotta sell the house.

i wish the rabbit of my sister would die.

 

[mrman226]

it dies, but then she hates you for the rest of her life, and from all the guilt, you commit suicide.

i wish I had a bottle rocket that would explode on impact

 

[pkf0rtzh4ar]

it explodes while you carrying it.

i wish that i had an HD tv.

 

[mrman226]

you get the HD tv, but then you happen upon a show about cannibalism on national geographic and you become scarred for life.


I wish I had an iPod touch.

 

[UltraH4XR]

you win a contest and the touch, but it turns out to be a bomb...

I wish i had a genie to grant me wishes.